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Bugatii's Roadshow Of Mystical Wonders​.​.​. Or Whatever Others.

by Bugatii

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YOU STUMBLE UPON AN OLD TRAVELING ROADSHOW AC RAZY LOOKING OLD MAN APPEARS WITH A LARGE TOP HAT & BEARD "WELL HELLO THERE" HE SAYS "MY NAME IS THE GREAT AND MYSTERIOUS UNCLE BUGATII" "..." YOURE SPEACHLESS WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY ROADSHOW [ACCEPT] OR [DECLINE] [SCREEN FADES OUT] YOU WAKE SHORTLY AFTER A SCREEN IS IN FRONT OF YOU YOURE STRAPPED TO A BRAINWASHING MECHANISM A VIDEO PLAYS YOU SLOWLY BREAK FREE AND WANDER OUTSIDE THERE ARE TENTS AND ROBOTS EVERYWHERE ...."HOW MUCH TIME HAS PASSED" YOU ASK YOURSELF A MAN APPEARS "OLD MAN TRIED TO BRAINWARSH YA YUP HE LIKES TO DO THAT TO KEEP AN AUDIENCE IN THERE SEATS YOU BE CAREFUL NOW YA HEAR" YOU LOOK UP "Bugatii's Roadshow Of Mystical Wonders...Or Whatever Others." You wander into the sketchy roadshow
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YOU STUMBLE UPON A GAME IN AN OLD RUSTY ARCADE SECTION OF THE ROAD SHOW TITLED "SOUL SELLING MACHINE" ALL LIT UP GLOWING WITH ARROWS AIMING AT THE OLD WARN OUT MACHINE YOUR CURIOSITY FLUTTERS YOU APPROACH THE MACHINE IT SAY IN FINE PRINT "INSERT 1 QUARTER" YOU REACH INTO YOU POCKETS AND PULL OUT A LOOSE QUARTER AND INSERT IT INTO THE MACHINE IT INSTANTLY SHAKES CREATING A VORTEX AND SUCHS YOU IN TO A TIME LOOP YOUR SITTING AT A TABLE THE MAN ACROSS FROM YOU IS FROZEN IN TIME AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE THE MAN IS VEILED BY A SHADOW A BUTTON APPEARS AND SAYS "FLEE NOW" YOU IGNORE THE BUTTON AND STAY TIME MOTIONS TO FULL SPEED THE DEVIL APPEARS [QUE SONG] HE OFFERS YOU A DEAL FOR YOUR SOUL [DECLINE] OR [ACCEPT] YOU ACCEPT YOU HEAR HOWLS IN THE DISTANCE RUN!
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YOU MEET THE STANGEST MAN ON YOUR FLEE FROM THE ROADSHOW HOW DID YOU GET HERE YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS NAME IS EARNEST GUILT "HELLO MY NAME IS EARNEST...EARNEST GUILT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU " YOU STAY SILENT HE SAYS "WELL SINCE NO ONE ELSE'LL DO IT WILL YOU PUSH ME OFF THIS HERE CLIFF" ...REMEMBER YOU GOTTA GO THE HOUNDS ARE HOT ON YOUR TRAIL [DECLINE] OR [ACCEPT]
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YOU MAKE IT TO THE NEAREST SIGN OF LIFE A GAS STATION ...FOR FLOATING CARS ! YOU FIND A PAY PHONE...WAIT...TOUCH SCREEN " ...WHAT YEAR IS IT" YOU ASK YOURSELF THE PHONE RINGS A SMILING FACE WITH A BEARD APPEARS ON THE SCREEN ITS A MAN NAMED BRENT IN JAIL HE NEEDS MONEY GOT ANY CHANGE ? IT COULD BE A WAY OUT [ACCEPT] OR [DECLINE]
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YOU MAKE YOUR WAY TO FINDING A WATERFALL WHERE A MAN IN A BLACK CLOAK STANDS ATOP A HILL IN A CLOUD OF FOG BEARING A GARDENING TOOL YOU IGNORE THE MAN AND UNDRESS TO DIVE INTO THE WATER HOLE A HOLLOW VOICE COMES FROM THE DISTANCE "I WOULDNT DO THAT" YOU LOOK UP THE MAN POINTS TO THE HOLE [YOU SEE A MECHANICAL 7 HEADED BEAST WITH GLOWING READ LED LIT EYES AT THE BOTTOM WAITING TO EAT YOU] "HES HUNGRY ..AND IM LOST CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY WAY HOME" THE MAN APPROACHES SLOWLY AND REACHES OUT A BONEY SKINLESS HAND [ACCEPT] OR [DECLINE]
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Originally Written By: Adam Blackburn Re-Recorded & Performed By: Thorn Kinsey AS YOU WERE UPON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE METALIC WOODS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATING THE REAPER AND HIS TOWERING MECHANICAL BEAST GOOD THING YOU DECLINED OR YOUD BE ALMOST DEAD YOU SUDDENLY COME ACROSS 3 MEN THAT ARENT VERY HAPPY WITH YOU ONE OF THEM BEING EARNEST GUILT TRAGICALLY UPSET THE FALL DIDNT KILL HIM ALONG WITH NEON NOIR & INSIDE GIRL WEILDING THE POWER OF LIGHTENING AND POISON [BATTLE] OR [FLEE] FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON BUGATII'S ROADSHOW !

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released January 2, 2023

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